“Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First, you inspect it to make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it.”Tagged: Sex, Intimate, Gun, Clean, Steps
“Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!”Tagged: Gummi Bears, Gun, Mini Bar, Money, expensive