“It just really hurts to know that I need to take pills simply to function.”Tagged: hurts, Pills, function, upset
“So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter!”Tagged: Litter, Sex, Relationships
“I should be the foremost expert on what’s good for me, but I’m not.”Tagged: Expert, Good Things, Good For Me
“I think she is better off with two happy parents apart, than two sad ones together.”Tagged: Divorce, Happy, Parents, Relationships
“I was just jerking off my soul, trying to glean a smug self satisfaction.”Tagged: Soul, Self Satisfication
“Why do they only sell yogurt to women? Like, men eat yogurt.”Tagged: sell, yogurt, Women, Men, Question
“I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.”Tagged: purchase, Simile Examples, taste, Fair Trade, Tears
“I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.”Tagged: purchase, Simile Examples, taste, Fair Trade, Tears