“It’s like we’re grown-ups. This is it. We’re practicing anymore.”Tagged: Grown-Ups, practice, Adulthood
“I thought that my politics would keep me safe from my feelings and I was wrong.”Tagged: Feelings, Wrong, Political View
“If you hear any noise, any at all that isn’t muttering apologies, then you should interject.”Tagged: noises, Apologies, Interject
“Would you ask a bird why it sings? Would you ask a divorced man why he joined a pottery class? Some things don’t need to be questioned.”Tagged: Sassy, Questions, Pottery, bird, Sings
“Would you ask a bird why it sings? Would you ask a divorced man why he joined a pottery class? Some things don’t need to be questioned.”Tagged: Sassy, Questions, Pottery, bird, Sings
“I love you and you love me and it’s just the most remarkable coincidence.”Tagged: Love, coincidence, Remarkable
“But fuck, when I say to you ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ why can’t you stop talking about it?”Tagged: talking, Upeset , annoyed
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”Tagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? Arnold: Love me.”Tagged: Love, Suck less, helpful