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Tom Segura

23 quotesBorn Apr 16, 1979 · United States Of America · Male

Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American stand-up comedian and podcaster from Cincinnati, Ohio. He lives in Los Angeles, California. 2Personal life Segura was born April 16, 1979, in Cincinnati, Ohio. He has two sisters. He has also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2016, they had their first child together. Segura also speaks Spanish fluently. 2Career Segura has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne Universit

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Come on, hotels are great. Everybody loves hotels. Especially when you check in with your significant other. Why? Because you know in a hotel you’re gonna have sex, and you’re gonna have an elevated form of sex. You’re gonna have hotel room sex, which is, let’s have sex, but let’s also disrespect…

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I was getting into a shower in a hotel, and it was one of these hotel bathrooms where there’s just mirrors everywhere. And as I was stepping in the shower, I looked, and I was like, ‘oh, my god.’ Like, ‘look at you. I can’t believe somebody lets you fuck them. This is crazy.’

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