“Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. Just a girl. She wants to keep it casual, which is why she's in my bed right now. But that's casual. That's what casual people do. That's fine. That's great.”Tagged: Girls, casual, Dating
“Tom: 'It's off.' McKenzie: 'What?' Tom: 'Me and Summer.' McKenzie: 'Was it ever on?' Tom: 'No, but it could've been, in a world where good things happen to me.' Paul: 'Yeah, well, that's not really where we live.'”Tagged: Relationships, Dating, humor, crushes, Breakups
“Paul: 'So what are you exactly?' Tom: 'I don't know.' Paul: 'Are you her boyfriend?' Tom: 'It's not that simple.' McKenzie: 'Sure, it is.' Tom: 'What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. You know, we're-we're adults. We know how we feel. We don't need to put labels on it. I mean, "boyfriend,"…”Tagged: Relationships, Dating, humor
“Summer: 'We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now.' Tom: 'Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.' Summer: 'No, I'm Sid.' Tom: 'Oh, so I'm Nancy...?'”Tagged: Funny, humor, Dating, Breakups, Fight
“Partygoer: 'So Tom, what is it that you do?' Tom: 'I, uh, I write greeting cards.' Summer: 'Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.' Partygoer: 'That's unusual, I mean, what made you go from one to the other?' Tom: 'I guess I just figured, why make something disposable like a…”Tagged: Funny, humor, Dating
“It's official. I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.”Tagged: Love, Dating, In love
“Summer: 'We're just fr—' Tom: 'No! Don't pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!'”Tagged: Love, Dating, Friends
“Tom: 'What happens if you fall in love?' Summer: 'Well, you don't believe that, do you?' Tom: 'It's love. It's not Santa Claus.'”Tagged: Love, Dating
“Summer: 'Well, you know, I guess it's 'cause I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray and a guy comes up to me and asks me about it and... now he's my husband.' Tom: 'Yeah. And... So?' Summer: 'So, what if I'd gone to the movies? What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? What if I'd gotten…”Tagged: Love, Heartbreak, Dating
“Tom: 'Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just... I need some consistency.' Summer: 'I know.' Tom: 'I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.' Summer: 'And I can't give you that. Nobody can.'”Tagged: Love, Heartbreak, Dating, Labels
“Tom: 'What happened? Why? Why didn't they work out?' Summer: 'What always happens. Life.'”Tagged: Dating, Love, Heartbreak
“Summer: 'I just... I just woke up one day and I knew.' Tom: 'Knew what?' Summer: 'What I was never sure of with you.'”Tagged: Dating, Love, Heartbreak