“McKenzie: 'Hey, maybe you should write a book.' Tom: 'What?' McKenzie: 'Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.' Tom: 'That guy had a lot more sex than me.'”Tagged: Literature, breakup, Women, Heartbreak, Sex
“Sex is better with someone you love for the exact reason that literally everything is better with someone you love.”Tagged: Sex, humor, Happiness, Smiles
“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”Tagged: Happy, Sex, Prostitutes, Girlfriend, Enjoyment