“I just I'm gonna have to get half a portion of food or, like, a side salad so I look good naked and the whole time I'm gonna be thinking about how hungry I am and how I can't wait for him to finish so I can hurry up and pick up a burrito.”Tagged: Dieting, Salad, Sex, Burrito, Hunger
“You know, the end of my marriage was a relationship without sex, and it was not pretty.”Tagged: Sex, Marriage, Divorce