“Putting pine nuts on your salad doesn't make you a grownup.”— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Claire, Sian Clifford, imdb.com
“Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb Salad fame. Larry: I think that this is a real bullshit story.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“I do make a diet burger. It’s called a salad.”— Bridget Carpenter, Al Templeton, Chris Cooper, imdb.com
“I just I'm gonna have to get half a portion of food or, like, a side salad so I look good naked and the whole time I'm gonna be thinking about how hungry I am and how I can't wait for him to finish so I can hurry up and pick up a burrito.”— Harris Danow, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com
“Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.”— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”— Unknown Meme, onsizzle.com