Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.
Catalog
Vince Calandra
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a vet, and I volunteered at this animal shelter. I'd see the animals come in burned, tortured, mutilated. I got less interested in treating the animals and more interested in catching the animals who did that to 'em.
My mama says all of history was written by men, so of course they're gonna make themselves look good.
I'm an unconventional girl. That's what you like about me.
Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir? Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.
Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff? Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza? Rocko: I'm feeling the burn! Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.
Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!
Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries. Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough. Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!