“Winifred Sanderson: [sings while flying] Book! Come to Mommy! Voice of Thackery Binx: [Jumps on the book to prevent it from floating up to Winifred, with a screech] Afraid not! Winifred Sanderson: Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive? Voice of Thackery Binx: And waiting for you! Winifred…”Tagged: mangy, feline
“Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late? Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?”Tagged: Chicks, Misogyny, late
“Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!”Tagged: cheese and crust, fake swearing
“Winifred Sanderson: Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend? Mary Sanderson: You explained it…”Tagged: Witches, Curses, potion, Salem, Curtains
“Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies. Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home. Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children! [Winifred chokes Sarah]”Tagged: Spinsters, knickers, Child Abuse
“[Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”Tagged: french lessons
“Thackery's Father: Winifred Sanderson? Winifred Sanderson: Yes? Thackery's Father: I will ask thee one final time. Winifred Sanderson: Yes? Thackery's Father: What hast thou done with my son, Thackery? Winifred Sanderson: Thackery? Hmm. Thackery's Father: Answer me! Winifred Sanderson: Well, I don't…”Tagged: Answer Me!, Cat Got Your Tongue
“My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]”Tagged: Witches, Moon, Halloween, all hallow's eve, Salem
“Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, pudding face. Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan! Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner. Master: They call me Master. Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your…”Tagged: party's over, Shove It, satan, sic 'em
“Sarah: What is this place? Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children! Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.”Tagged: Children, Prison, reeks
“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!”Tagged: Unfaithful, wormy
“Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.”Tagged: Old, Ageism, Broads, trick or treating
“Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! Sarah: Amok! [dances around] Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Ugh!”Tagged: Halloween, frolicking, Dancing, costumes
“Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back. Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat. Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just… Mary Sanderson:…”Tagged: magic spells, baby fat
“You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!”Tagged: Cannibalism, Infanticide, Children