“Steve: What are you gonna name yours?
Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey.
Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter.
Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.”
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