Steve: What are you gonna name yours? Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey. Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter. Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.
Catalog
Curtis Armstrong
Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws. Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?
[rings door buzzer] Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mail Slot Man: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mail Slot Man: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU…
Judy: Maybe we should eat? Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV? Booger: Hey, guys...[opens his leather jacket to reveal some marijuana cigarettes]...wonder joints.
Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you ‘booger’? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.
Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery. Booger: What's mopery? Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity…
[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently] Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants? Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.
[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate] Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff! Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!
Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!
[Booger is teaching Takashi poker] Takashi: I think I've got a frush. Booger: What the fuck's a frush? Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush. Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush. Takashi: Oh, thank you.