“Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight…”

“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”

“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”

“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good…”