“Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?”Tagged: Fight Club, Beat Up, Rules
“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.”Tagged: Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Lawyers
“What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“Wow, my knight in shining armor. That is some sacrifice, quitting a job that you've been trying to tank since day one.”Tagged: Knight In Shining Armor, Quitting A Job, Sacrifice
“My brother is not a bad person. He has a good heart. It's just he can't help himself. And everyone's left picking up the pieces.”Tagged: Good Heart, Picking Up The Pieces, brothers
“'Perspective.' You want perspective? I'll give you mine. You're my brother, and I love you, but you're like an alcoholic who refuses to admit he's got a problem. Now someone's given you the keys to the school bus and I am not going to let you drive it off a cliff.”Tagged: Perspective, Drunk, Alcohol, Intervention, Problem
“Kim Wexler: Saul Goodman? Jimmy McGill: Yeah. It's like, 'S'all good, man.'”Tagged: All Good, Nicknames, Names
“Kim Wexler: 'Saul Goodman.' Jimmy McGill: Yeah. It's like, 'S'all good, man.'”Tagged: It's All Good, name, Jokes, play on words