“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.”
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“Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight…”
“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”
“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? “Your Honor.””
“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”