“Chef: Now children, gather around, and watch the wonders of life. The beauty of Mother Nature.
[The pig is heard squealing loudly]
Stan: Ah, sick!
Cartman: Fluffy!
Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.”
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