Quotes tagged ‘Pig’

“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”

— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com

“Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me, I’m Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it’s Tina the Talking Tummy. [cries] I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Lisa Anderson, Jennifer Carpenter, imdb.com

“Tallahassee: I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. Columbus: That’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Fucking hell, it smells of pig round here, don't it? Definitely not kosher.”

— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“That sister of mine! What a ferocious pig!”

— Cindy Morrow, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.”

— David X. Cohen, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”

— Peter Blake, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com

“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside? Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig. Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”

— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Chef: Now children, gather around, and watch the wonders of life. The beauty of Mother Nature. [The pig is heard squealing loudly] Stan: Ah, sick! Cartman: Fluffy! Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.”

— Dan Sterling, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“I tell the truth. It's what I do. It doesn't make me a bad doctor. Everyone walks around this place lying. Look we tell the patient that's dying that there's hope when there is no hope. Maybe I'm a pig, maybe I'm an ass, and maybe I'm a varmint like everybody says. But I tell them the truth. It's th…”

— Blythe Robe, Dr. Alex Karev, justin-chambers, imdb.com

“Why did the pig leave the party early? Because everyone thought he was a boar.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“5-year-old: The pig always messes up my blankets. Me: Then why do you keep putting her in your bed? 5: Because I love her.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F”

— tosiom-huk, reddit.com

“Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!”

— drdangelina, reddit.com

“He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.”

— Erin McCarthy, amazon.com