“I think my least favorite phrase in the human language is 'I'm sorry.' Nine times out of ten when a person says they're sorry, they're really only sorry they got caught, and now want me to forgive them for something I'm still pissed off about. Which puts me in the unhappy position of either saying, 'Up yours' and looking like a total bitch, or saying, 'I forgive you' and feeling like a total schmuck.”
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