“As far as I can make out 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the 'youth culture.' So they come up with this fake concept of 'seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.'”
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