“Lenny and I have two very respectful women upstairs, and we'd like to settle down to a nice, quiet orgy.”
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“Marion: Your father once even sent me a five-pound box of candy on Valentine's Day…”
“Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party? Richie: I haven't decided…”
“Richie: Why did you let me kiss you if you didn't want to go steady? Cindy: Because…”
“What's the world coming to when you can't bribe your best friend?”