“Captain O'Hagan: That's it. You're off the road, never again.
Farva: Sir, it was not my fault!
Captain O'Hagan: Neither was the goddamn school bus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions.
Farva: Cap, You know I'm not a pro union guy.
Captain O'Hagan: And you're banned from Dimpus Burger!
Farva: Damn it!
Captain O'Hagan: Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. BEAT IT!”
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