Movie
Super Troopers
by Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske and 49 others
Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.
(48 total)
Characters
“[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit’s] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O’Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“Farva: Don’t call me radio, unit 91. Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio. Farva: Are you done?”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny? Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning. Mac: What about that little guy? [points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck] Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup] Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac? Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: [after a pause] Which...makes them not really shenanigans at all. Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about ‘Cat Game?’ Foster: Cat Game? What’s the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right ‘meow?’ [Mac laughs—they walk up to the car, and Foster taps…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’ Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer th…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars. Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers. Farva: I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over. Farva: Bullshit. You c…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com
“Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit. Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Thorny, Jay Chandrasekhar, imdb.com
“Officer Smy: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom! Ursula: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? Officer Smy: What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe? [Looks down] Officer Smy: SHIT! Ursula: [Stifles a laugh] Officer Smy: You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the ext…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Local Officer Smy, Michael Weaver, imdb.com
“[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…”
— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Captain O'Hagan, Brian Cox, imdb.com