“Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?
Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afghani knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.
Rabbit: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!
Captain O'Hagan: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
Thorny: How the hell should I know? [In a silly voice with his eyes crossed]
Mac: Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?”
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