Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?

Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afghani knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.

Rabbit: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!

Captain O'Hagan: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

Thorny: How the hell should I know? [In a silly voice with his eyes crossed]

Mac: Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?

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