“My dad says when you take into account maternity leave, you do get equal pay.”Tagged: Stupid, Stupid Jay, Ironic
“My bros and I are developing a shitstorm worth of extreme sports, like 'breakball,' 'golf punch,' and 'peep-kour.'”Tagged: Golf Punch, Peep Kour, Breakball
“Jay: I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98. 6 degrees not enough to burn you, but just enough to…”Tagged: pillows, This Kid Is A Genius
“It would have been totally within my rights to abandon or abort this kid or make it think I'm its aunt or something. But that's not what I want now.”Tagged: rights, Reproductive Health, Choice