“Lucy Ricardo: Fred, you've given me an idea. I'm going to give Ricky scalp treatments. And they'll be so drastic he'll be glad to forget the whole thing.
Fred Mertz: It won't work...
Lucy Ricardo: Why not?
Fred Mertz: Nothing has ever been invented that a man won't try if he thinks he can get his hair back.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh, yeah? Well, you haven't heard of the 'Lucy Ricardo Torture System of Hair Restoring.'”
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