“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details.
Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby.
Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie?
Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”
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