“Life isn't a train. It's a shit tornado full of gold.”— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan, Georgina Hobart, Gwyneth Paltrow, imdb.com
“What's more important the train, the conductor, or the tracks?”— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan, Payton Hobart, Ben Platt, imdb.com
“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“You will train them yourselves, you will feed them yourselves, and if they die, you will bury them yourselves.”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Eddard 'Ned' Stark, Sean Bean, imdb.com
“Ralph: That valentine sure was funny! Lisa: I'm glad you liked it. Ralph: It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train. Lisa: Yeah, nice gag. Ralph: So... do you like... stuff?”— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why are train sets like boobs?They're both meant for kids, but adults can enjoy them too.”— RowFullMayo, reddit.com
“You have to train to accomplish something big. Pick a challenge, train for it and succeed.”— John Lincoln, twitter.com
“Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“In your train compartment. Another wacky place to indulge in some good sex is the train compartment. The movement of the train will titillate your senses and play a perfect passion playground for you. So, when are you booking your train tickets, or have you booked them already?”— Sharanya Manola, bollywoodshaadis.com