“She was your friend, then she was your lover, now she's your enemy.”Tagged: Breaking Up, Exes, When It Goes Bad With Your Ex
“Woody Allen was accused of molestation. He says he didn’t do it, but he did marry his stepdaughter. It is both very complicated and very simple.”Tagged: Woody Allen, Molestation, Marry, stepdaughter, Complicated
“I gotta be honest with you. I know I seem like a real gigolo, but actually I’m a little nervous because I’m a total virgin.”Tagged: Gigolo, Honesty, virgin, awkward, Uncomfortable
“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”Tagged: Nervous, Details, fuzzy, Sex, explicit
“Jenna Bilzerian: Steve, do you ever get lonely? Coach Steve: Of course not. I remain lonely.”Tagged: Lonely, remain, Sad, pathetic, humor
“Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”Tagged: Enigma, humor, Misunderstanding, awkward, Misheard
“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”Tagged: tense, Joe Biden, Dirty Joke