“Just the good ol’ boys/Never meanin’ no harm/Beats all you never saw/Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born/Straightenin’ the curves/Flattenin’ the hills/Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will/Makin’ their way the only way they know how/That’s just a little bit more than the law would allow/Just the good ol’ boys/Wouldn’t change if they could/ Fightin’ the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.”
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