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"Bob: Wait, you read her diary? Linda: Yeah. Louise: What I c..." — Jon Schroeder

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Bob: Wait, you read her diary?

Linda: Yeah.

Louise: What I can stomach.

Linda: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.

Bob: Wha...what does it say?

Linda: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs.’

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