“Louise: So you're not going to get revenge today? Bob: No, Louise, I'm not. Louise: OK, got it. [slyly] Then I won't bring your credit card...which I cut into a ninja star! Bob: Oh, you cut my credit card? Louise: Into a ninja star!”Tagged: Revenge, Ninja Stars, Credit Cards
“Bob: Wait, you read her diary? Linda: Yeah. Louise: What I can stomach. Linda: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs. Bob: Wha...what does it say? Linda: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs.’”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Drugs, Diary
“Louise: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest. We're like Jews on Christmas. Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah. Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”Tagged: Lobsterfest, Jews, Christmas, hanukkah, jesus