“Mike Baxter: These kids are into big government. No surprise. Teenagers are used to spending other people's money.
Ed Alzate: What do kids that age know? They're just parroting the stuff they learned at home, just like Eve probably does with you.
Mike Baxter: No, no, no, no. Eve's different. She's an independent thinker. She comes to her own conclusions... that everything I say is right.”
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