“Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high heels] Wow! Whoa!
Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that?
Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it.
Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*?
Mandy Baxter: I need the professor to give me an extension or, if he really likes the dress, an A.”
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