Episode

All About Eve

by Kevin Hench, John Pasquin, Hector Elizondo, David Figlioli, Mike Baxter and 10 others

Vanessa worries Eve will become an outcast after she posts one of Mike's vlogs on her Facebook page; the Baxters have a run-in with the law.

(6 total)

Characters

Kevin Hench (6)Tim Allen (4)Mike Baxter (4)Molly Ephraim (1)Nancy Travis (1)Vanessa Baxter (1)Mandy Baxter (1)

“Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high heels] Wow! Whoa! Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that? Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it. Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*? Mandy…”

— Kevin Hench, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

Tagged: sexy dress, Teacher, seduction

“Vanessa Baxter: That cop pulled me over today and gave me a ticket. Mike Baxter: I told ya to stay off Cedar, babe. Vanessa Baxter: No, he's movin' around. He was on Hudson, today. Mike Baxter: Hudson? That's under construction. Double the fine. Smart cop. Vanessa Baxter: Oh, I don't care about the…”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: traffic tickets, Women, Knockers, hair flip

“Vanessa Baxter: Uh, Eve, what happened to your lip? Eve Baxter: Oh, uh, I got into a little scrap with Richie Hayden. Vanessa Baxter: What? Eve Baxter: Yeah, um, I know as a joke people like to say how you should see the other guy, but seriously, you should see the other guy.”

— Kevin Hench, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: fights, bloody lip, you should see the other guy

“Mike Baxter: These kids are into big government. No surprise. Teenagers are used to spending other people's money. Ed Alzate: What do kids that age know? They're just parroting the stuff they learned at home, just like Eve probably does with you. Mike Baxter: No, no, no, no. Eve's different. She's a…”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Big Government, independent thinkers, Politics, teenagers

“Of all the ways the government dips into our pocket and steals our money, my least favorite is when the police gives us bogus tickets just to fill up their quotas.”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: traffic tickets, government theft, Police, quotas

“Vanessa Baxter: You know what, honey, Hillary Clinton was a Goldwater girl in 1964. Mike Baxter: So? Satan used to work for God. What's your point?”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Barry Goldwater, 1964, satan