“Vanessa Baxter: Uh, Eve, what happened to your lip?
Eve Baxter: Oh, uh, I got into a little scrap with Richie Hayden.
Vanessa Baxter: What?
Eve Baxter: Yeah, um, I know as a joke people like to say how you should see the other guy, but seriously, you should see the other guy.”
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