“Vanessa Baxter: That cop pulled me over today and gave me a ticket.
Mike Baxter: I told ya to stay off Cedar, babe.
Vanessa Baxter: No, he's movin' around. He was on Hudson, today.
Mike Baxter: Hudson? That's under construction. Double the fine. Smart cop.
Vanessa Baxter: Oh, I don't care about the fine...
Mike Baxter: I care about the fine.
Vanessa Baxter: It's just...I've always been able to... you know...[tosses her hair]
Mike Baxter: Come on, honey, with your knockers, you go with the hair?”
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