“Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high…”

“Vanessa Baxter: That cop pulled me over today and gave me a ticket. Mike Baxter: I told ya…”

“Vanessa Baxter: Uh, Eve, what happened to your lip? Eve Baxter: Oh, uh, I got into a…”

“Mike Baxter: These kids are into big government. No surprise. Teenagers are used to…”