Episode

Back to School

by Si Robertson, Willie Robertson, Carla Jimenez, Flynn Morrison, Jordan Masterson and 16 others

Mike learns that Kyle's new-found interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work; Mike worries about Boyd attending a bilingual school.

(4 total)

Characters

Kevin Hench (4)Molly Ephraim (1)Nancy Travis (1)Si Robertson (1)Mike Baxter (1)Vanessa Baxter (1)Mandy Baxter (1)Tim Allen (1)Uncle Ray (1)

“My philosophy is, 'If it ain't broke, hey, you got hosed buying the warranty'.”

— Kevin Hench, Uncle Ray, Si Robertson, imdb.com

Tagged: if it ain't broke, warranty

“Mike Baxter: Hey babe. Vanessa Baxter: He-ey. Mike Baxter: What's the matter? Vanessa Baxter: Oh nothing. I'm just... I'm just right on that late afternoon fence where do I have another cup of coffee or just say screw it and pour my first glass of wine. Mike Baxter: Tough one. Vanessa Baxter: Well,…”

— Kevin Hench, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Sex, Lust, Coffee, Wine

“Mandy Baxter: Hey, you guys, check this out. Cogito ergo sum. I think therefor I am. Mike Baxter: René Descartes. Mandy Baxter: She was awesome. We learned about her in Philosophy, today. She was French so I don't really know why she was speaking Italian. Mike Baxter: Uh, money well spent. Mandy Bax…”

— Kevin Hench, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

Tagged: Rene Descartes, Cogito Ergo Sum, Philosophy, french, italian

“Vanessa Baxter: Boyd is learning Spanish at his new school. Blanca: And I will say, with *that* they are doing a very good job. Mike Baxter: Why are they teaching him Spanish in the first grade? Vanessa Baxter: Well, honey, it's a bilingual school. The teacher says everything in English and then say…”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Math, Education, bilingual, english, spanish