“Ralph Kramden: Whatever happened to the sweet unspoiled girl I married before? Whatever happened to that girl, Alice? You remember what you said to me before we got married? 'Ralph, I'd be happy to live in a tent with you.'
Alice Kramden: I'm still willing. I think it'd be an improvement.
Ralph Kramden: Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?
Alice Kramden: That would be an improvement, too.”
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