Ralph Kramden: Whatever happened to the sweet unspoiled girl I married before? Whatever happened to that girl, Alice? You remember what you said to me before we got married? 'Ralph, I'd be happy to live in a tent with you.' Alice Kramden: I'm still willing. I think it'd be an improvement. Ralph…
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Audrey Meadows
Audrey Meadows (born Audrey Cotter, February 8, 1926– February 3, 1996) was an American actress best known for her role as the deadpan housewife Alice Kramden on the 1950s American television comedy The Honeymooners. 2Early life Meadows was born Audrey Cotter in New York City in 1926, the youngest of four siblings. There is considerable debate and confusion concerning her year of birth and place of birth. Some biographies state that she was born in 1922 in New York City. Other biographies place her birth in 1926 in WuChang, China. Her parents, the Rev. Francis James Meadows Cotter and his wife, the former Ida Miller Taylor, had been Episcopal missionaries in Wuchang, Hubei, China, where her three elder siblings were born. The family returned to live in New York in 1921. Her older sister was actress Jayne Meadows. She attended high school at the Barrington School for Girls in Great Barrington, Massachusett
Alice Kramden: Let me tell you something. There's an old, old saying, Ralph: 'Man works from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.' Ralph Kramden: [snootily] Good gosh! Alice Kramden: I'll tell you why woman's work is never done, Ralph. Because she's got the toughest boss in this whole world:…
I am the only girl in town with an atomic kitchen. This place looks like Yucca Flats after the blast!
Ralph: Yessir, this is the time I'm gonna get my pot of gold. Alice: Just go for the gold, you've already got the pot.
Ralph: For the last time, Alice, I'm telling you, I'm going for the $99,000 question. Alice: For the last time, Ralph, I'll be very happy if you win the 600 bucks. Ralph: $600? Peanuts, peanuts! What am I gonna do with peanuts? Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant.