“I’m sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't…”

“It's what my father always told me, that if I ever tried to make something of myself, that…”

“What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open,…”

“Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils,…”