Bill Murray: [dying] Is that how you say hello where you come from?

Columbus: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can’t believe I shot Bill Murray.

Tallahassee: Mr. Murray?

Bill Murray: I’m just Bill, I think, now.

Tallahassee: Bill?

Bill Murray: Yeah?

Tallahassee: [pokes at Bill’s wound] I don’t think we’re gonna be able to stitch this.

Bill Murray: Ah. That’s still tender.

Tallahassee: You think you might pull through?

Bill Murray: No.

Columbus: If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.

Bill Murray: It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.

Little Rock: So do you have any regrets?

Bill Murray: Garfield, maybe.

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