“Bill Murray: You are staring at me. It’s a hairpiece! It’s a piece.
Wichita: It’s—I’m sorry. No, it’s just that you look remarkably like Eddie Van Halen.
Bill Murray: I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
Wichita: Nuh-uh.
Tallahassee: Really?
Bill Murray: Yeah.
Wichita: Wow.
Tallahassee: Where?
Bill Murray: The Hollywood Bowl.
Tallahassee: And how was he?
Bill Murray: He’s a zombie.
Wichita: Aw. Tough break.”
More from Rhett Reese
“It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”
“[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first…”
“The first rule of Zombieland: cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go,…”
“You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government…”