Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone?

Summer: Is that a real question?

Jerry: Just making conversation.

Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversation; you're holding me verbally hostage.

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