“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com
“[to Debbie] You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?”— Paul Rudnick, Morticia Addams, Anjelica Huston, imdb.com
“If I can put on my old lady hat for a moment, I will say that teens spend too much time on screens and not enough time making out behind Sbarro dumpsters. Oral herpes rates have dropped to a disturbing all-time low!”— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com
“Sheriff Cody Jeremiah Jefferson: Am I early? Star: Actually, you're a little late, cowboy. What? You want me to put on a pretty party dress so you spend all night trying to take it off me? Why don't we skip that part?”— David Beaird, Star, Kathleen York, imdb.com
“Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual? Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.”— Silvio Horta, Betty Suarez, America Ferrera, imdb.com
“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
“I like my men like I like my coffee ― full-bodied and preferably with Kenyan origins.”— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com
“On any given day, sexual intercourse takes place 120 million times on earth. Apparently, I live on the moon.”— Spadeinfull, reddit.com
“He turns every conversation into a sexual one. Or at least a flirty one.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Some obsessions relate to perfectionism—everything must be even or exact, for example, so they may repeat body moments in symmetry. Some people have superstitious ideas. Some are bothered by unwanted sexual thoughts or religious concerns.”— Karen Pallarito, health.com
“Through sexual intimacy, two human beings become one mind, body and soul wrapped up in the cocoon of their skin.”— Abhijit Naskar, amazon.com
“Everything that is not sexual, now looks like a sex object to you. For example, the mouse on your computer starts to look like a vagina. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. The little scroller looks just like a clit right?”— The Alpha Brain, thealphabrain.com