“Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.
[Lewis takes off his mask]
Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd!
Lewis: Yeah.
Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
[gasps in ecstasy]
Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?
Lewis: Yes.
Betty Childs: How come?
Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.”
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