“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my coach!”