“Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place?
Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.
[Brick is hurled through the window]
Booger: What was that?
Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’
Takashi: What is a nerd?
Gilbert: We are.”
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