Movie
by Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson and 38 others
At Adams College, the jocks rule the school from their house on high, the Alpha Beta fraternity. So when a group of socially-challenged misfits try to go Greek, they're instantly rejected by every house on campus. Deciding to start their own fraternity to
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Characters
“[Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu] Coach Harris: Hey, Gable. Stan Gable: Yeah, Coach. Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now! Stan Gable: Yes, sir.”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Coach Harris, John Goodman, imdb.com
“Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before. [Lewis takes off his mask] Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd! Lewis: Yeah. Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful. [gasps in ecstasy] Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as y…”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Lewis Skolnick, Robert Carradine, imdb.com
“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd d…”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Coach Harris, John Goodman, imdb.com
“Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place? Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm. [Brick is hurled through the window] Booger: What was that? Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’ Takashi: What is a nerd? Gilbert: We are.”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Gilbert Lowell, Anthony Edwards, imdb.com
“Gilbert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're n…”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Gilbert Lowell, Anthony Edwards, imdb.com
“[rings door buzzer] Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mail Slot Man: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mail Slot Man: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU…”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com
“Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilb…”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, Lamar Latrell, Larry B. Scott, imdb.com
“Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery. Booger: What's mopery? Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity pran…”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com
“[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently] Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants? Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com
“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com
“[Booger is teaching Takashi poker] Takashi: I think I've got a frush. Booger: What the fuck's a frush? Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush. Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush. Takashi: Oh, thank you.”
— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com