“Charlie Tweeder: What is up with Carrie Ann Baker?
Billy Bob: Darcy’s friend?
Charlie Tweeder: Oh, my God! She’s got this look. Like, I just fell out of the I’m-gonna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!”
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